I've decided that "going green" has officially jumped the shark. Received a call from one of my fresh coworkers that went a little (and by a little I mean exactly) like this:

Glasses Hi what can I help you with?
Foggy Um yeah hi, um I have a customer on the line and him say
that he on our website and he not be able to go gleen
Glasses What do you mean?
Foggy He say that he click but him not be able to go gleen. Is
there something wrong with our website?
Glasses No, but what exactly is the customer trying to do?
Foggy He is trying to go gleen but it not working. Are we down?
Glasses No, the website is fine.
Foggy Ok, umm thank you bye.

I hung up slowly, reached for my finger gun, and pulled the trigger. To my dismay, my body has not yet started producing bullets in place of fingernails.

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