The Dead Squirrel Awards

I was about to slip into another weird erotic fantasy when I heard a gal in the call center whom I affectionately refer to as Oink ask her superior who I not-so affectionately refer to as Moo if we're still accepting California state issued registered warrants for deposit. Moo tells Oink that we're not, Oink relays the bad information to the customer. There's a huge article right on our company's website detailing how we do in fact accept them and what the conditions are. I would have spoken up but I remembered my motto. I'd be more apathetic if I wasn't so lethargic. Thank goodness I've mustered up the energy to present Oink and Moo with this much deserved award.

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The Dead Squirrel of Service Award

Is presented to:

Oink and Moo

On this 24^th day of August 2009

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For providing misinformation to a potential depositor thereby sending the customer to take their business elsewhere.